Santa Clause Uses Selsun Blue To Disguise Himself as the Easter Bunny

Hi there! I have a long White beard that extends down to the middle of my chest. I am often mistaken for Santa Clause by people and kids on the street because of my long White beard and long White hair. Actually I am the Easter Bunny in disguise. (ho, ho, ho).

I wash my White beard in Selsun Blue. That stops my face skin from flaking and gives me a shiny, silky finish for my long White beard. I then condition it in my regular shampoo conditioner. It is not Blue. It is White. The White conditioner keeps me from having the Blues (ha!)

My White beard is much longer than this now. Notice the Blue shirt and the Blue sky. And although you can’t see them, I have on Blue jeans, They match my Blue eyes… and yes, Mary Ann, they do twinkle. The sunglasses, Blue Blockers, help hide my Easter Bunny Identity. I have no desire to enter the Federal Witness Protection Program. That would make me Blue!